To the Moon. And Back.

daftpnk:

lzbth:

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

iM WATCHIFNG THIS ON A BUS IN PUBLIC

NO NONO NO NOOOOOOOO

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thedailywhat:

Dramatic Reading of the Day: Celebrities Read Sorority Girl’s E-mail Rant

Following last Friday’s viral takeoff of a hostile e-mail sent by one of the University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority members, who threatened sisters with violent repercussions for being “boring” and “awkward,” celebrities are jumping on the viral bandwagon with their dramatic readings of the now-infamous e-mail transcript: actress Alison Haislip kicked it off last week with an impassioned, potty-mouthedmonologue, followed by today’s Funny or Die rendition starring the stone-faced actor Michael Shannon.

Warning: The video contains explicit language which may be considered not safe for work.

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me everyday:better eat all this food now because im going on a diet tomorrow
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latenightjimmy:

Last night The Ragtime Gals reunited to sing a barbershop quartet version of “SexyBack” with a little help from Justin Timberlake. 

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"People never really listen, they just wait for their turn to speak."
Chuck Palahniuk  (via brittanyschoice)

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